This indulgent fruit salad has earned its bold name for a reason — it’s creamy, decadent, and irresistibly delicious. Perfect for family gatherings, potlucks, or simply treating yourself, it’s a sweet crowd-pleaser that comes together with minimal effort.
Ingredients
For the Salad
1 (20 oz) can pineapple chunks, drained
1 (15 oz) can mandarin oranges, drained
1 cup red seedless grapes (halved if large)
1 cup green seedless grapes (halved if large)
2 large bananas, sliced
1 cup fresh strawberries, hulled and quartered
1 cup mini marshmallows (optional, but recommended)
½ cup sweetened shredded coconut (optional)
For the Creamy Dressing
1 (8 oz) package cream cheese, softened
½ cup powdered sugar (adjust to taste)
1 (8 oz) tub whipped topping (e.g., Cool Whip), thawed
1 tsp vanilla extract
Instructions
Step 1: Prepare the Fruit
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Drain pineapple and mandarin oranges thoroughly to prevent excess liquid. Pat dry with paper towels if needed. 
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Wash grapes, halve if large. 
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Slice bananas just before assembling to prevent browning. (Optional: Toss lightly in lemon juice.) 
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Wash, hull, and quarter strawberries. 
Step 2: Make the Creamy Dressing
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In a large bowl, beat softened cream cheese with a hand mixer until smooth. 
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Gradually add powdered sugar, mixing until fully incorporated. 
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Fold in whipped topping and vanilla extract until light and fluffy. 
Step 3: Assemble the Salad
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In a large serving bowl, combine pineapple, mandarin oranges, grapes, bananas, and strawberries. 
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Add marshmallows and coconut, if using. 
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Pour dressing over fruit and gently toss until evenly coated. 
Step 4: Chill and Serve
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Cover with plastic wrap or transfer to an airtight container. Refrigerate for at least 1–2 hours. 
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Toss gently before serving. 
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Garnish with extra coconut or fresh fruit for presentation. 
Tips for Success
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Customization: Add blueberries, kiwi, or peaches to suit your taste. 
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Make-Ahead: Prepare a few hours in advance for best flavor; serve the same day for freshness. 
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Storage: Store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 2 days (bananas may soften over time). 
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Light Version: Use low-fat cream cheese and whipped topping; omit marshmallows and coconut if desired. 
Conclusion:
The Better Than Sex Fruit Salad is more than a dessert — it’s a creamy, fruit-packed indulgence that wins hearts at any table. One bite, and you’ll see why it lives up to its name.
